Tiger Woods Is BUZZING On This Beautiful Saturday At Carnoustie

BUZZZZZZZZZZZZING

Holyyyyyyyyyyy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. This is so goddamn exciting. Tiger Woods isn’t just playing in a major in 2018, he’s competing. He’s competing at the British Open. As I’m typing this he’s just one off the lead (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!). Tiger has been playing pretty conservative all week but he’s been pulling the driver outta the bag the last few holes and he’s making birdies all over the place. He realized he needs to put his foot on the gas and he’s doing just that and there’s nothing quite like it when he does. Carnoustie is on FIRE right now with Tiger rocketing up the leaderboard. The other players gotta be shaking in their boots right about now. You need to wake up, shake off that hangover, grab a coffee or a transfusion and strap in for the rest of his round. It’s gonna be a fun ride the rest of the way.